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Friday, September 22 ** Final Edition

Reporting this morning from just off New Jersey Turnpike Exit 4... you gotta problem with that???!
   Today: Autumn begins today!!!
   Weather: Hurricane Maria is now passing due North of Haiti and the Dominican Republic.
   Sad: The death toll is now 274 in the wake of Mexico's earthquake.
   Power politics: PRESIDENT TRUMP drops new financial sanctions on North Korea; KIM JONG-UN calls Trump a "Dotard."
   Election Central: Facebook turns over roughly 3,000 ads purchased by Russian-linked groups. 
   Watercooler: The Apple Watch goes on sale today --but it reportedly has a major glitch.
   Cool: RACHEL BILSON heads out shopping after her split with HAYDEN CHRISTIANSEN.
   Hype: ABBY LEE MILLER spends her 51st birthday behind bars in Victorville, California.
   People: The world's richest woman dies at 94.
   Gossip: AUDRINA PATRIDGE files for divorce from COREY BOHAN.
   Broadway: PATTI LuPONE and CHRISTINE EBERSOLE's "War Paint" will close on December 30th.
   Fashion: THE WEEKND's second H&M collection is out.
   School Daze: 18-year-old steals a bulldozer and runs over a car or two.
   Television: The new "Star Trek" series premieres this Sunday.
   Hollywood: "Kingsman: The Golden Circle" should take the number one spot at the weekend box office.
   Music: FOO FIGHTERS jammed into JAMES CORDEN's SUV this week for a "Carpool Karaoke." 
   Old School: It's the 40th anniversary of "Saturday Night Fever"...
   Sucking Up: Here's a tip for TONY ORLANDO, get a new finger!
   Extreme: A library book checked out during the Great Depression has finally been returned.
   Strange: African Grey parrot imitates his female owner's voice to order from Amazon's Alexa.
   Thursday Night Football: The Los Angeles Rams beat the San Francisco 49ers, 41-39.
   Rocket Science: A reminder: the world is not going to end tomorrow!
   Health: World Health Organization says the world is running low on antibiotics.
   --Plus-- more of the trash you've come to expect!