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Headlines: Getting Up to Speed

Friday, August 18 ** Final Edition

Reporting this morning from just off New Jersey Turnpike Exit 4... you gotta problem with that???!
   The War on Terror: 13 dead, more than 100 injured in Barcelona, Spain, after a van ran along a packed city sidewalk filled with tourists.
   Politics as usual: PRESIDENT TRUMP condemned yesterday's deadly attack, tweeting "Be tough & strong, we love you!"
   Powerball: Saturday night's drawing is up to $510 million.
   Watercooler: JAY-Z and BEYONCÉ have reportedly picked up a $130-million fixer-upper in Bel-Air.
   People: MADONNA is making the last year of her 50's absolutely fabulous.
   Peeps: BLAC CHYNA is slapping the "Single and Lookin' to Mingle" sticker on the back of her Rolls!
   Gossip: RIHANNA and her billionaire beau are still going strong.
   Broadway: "Hamilton" opened in L.A. this week --and may be even stronger than it was in NYC.
   Fashion: MADONNA's skincare line will soon be available in the U.S.
   Shocking: There's a new nail trend and it may not be for everyone. See Crime.
   School Daze: Florida woman drops her kids off at school, then snorts cocaine in the drop-off line.
   Television: ABC is bringing back the classic series, "The Jetsons" --as a live-action show.
   Hollywood: "The Hitman's Bodyguard" should beat "Logan Lucky" at the box office this weekend.
   Rumor mill: Another Star Wars stand-alone movie in the works --this one about Obi-Wan Kenobi. And those rumors about BEN AFFLECK quitting as Batman --not true.
   Music: ED SHEERAN showed up at SHAWN MENDES's concert Wednesday night --and sang with him.
   Old School: ARETHA FRANKLIN is opening her own nightclub.
   Extreme: One of the biggest hits on iTunes right now is a song you'll never be able to hear.
   Stupidity: Teenagers force a horse to snort cocaine.
   Weirdness: Mechanics in New York had to dismantle a Honda to rescue a kitten.
   Thursday Night Preseason Football: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers beat the Jacksonville Jaguars, 12-8; the Philadelphia Eagles beat the Buffalo Bills, 20-16.
   Rocket Science: Animals might act weird during Monday's solar eclipse.
   Health: Scientists may have everything they need to one day cure kids of their peanut allergies.
   Survey Sez: Chemists confirm --whiskey really does taste better with a splash of water.
   --Plus-- more of the trash you've come to expect!