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Headlines: Getting Up to Speed

Friday, January 19 ** Final Edition

Reporting this morning from just off New Jersey Turnpike Exit 4... you gotta problem with that???!
   Politics as usual: Will the government shut down today?
   Power politics: U.S. immigration officials have begun preparing for a major sweep in California cities.
   Watercooler: Today's "Diva du Jour" award goes to KATY PERRY.
   Cool: PAX JOLIE-PITT is ready to join the family business.
   Hype: MEGHAN MARKLE's bachelorette party will be a low-key affair.
   Gossip: Is HULK HOGAN toying with the idea of a future in politics?
   Broadway: A big screen remake of the Broadway musical, "Oliver!" is in the works.
   Fashion: KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN may be launching her own beauty line; CELINE DION plans to take her accessories collection global.
   Stupidity: Marijuana is NOT an accepted form of payment for pizza!
   Crime: Florida man calls the cops to tell them his wife had turned into a "black widow spider."
   Reality TV: RuPAUL unveils the list of 15 celebrities who will be guest-judging "Drag Race All Stars."
   Television: PBS has ordered a five-part, half-hour series about the sexual harassment problem.
   Hollywood: Disney is working on an "Oliver Twist" movie musical
   Music: RIHANNA is now a landlord.
   Old School: The EAGLES have settled that lawsuit with a hotel in Mexico called Hotel California.
   Boonies: Lifeguards in Australia use a drone to save two lives.
   Sappy: POPE FRANCIS marries a couple aboard an airliner.
   Football: NFC and AFC Conference Championships on Sunday. We have the odds.
   Rocket Science: The Earth just had its hottest four years in recorded history.
   Health: Botox might help people who grind and clench their teeth while sleeping.
   --Plus-- more of the trash you've come to expect!