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Headlines: Getting Up to Speed

Thursday, February 22 ** Final Edition

Reporting this morning from just off New Jersey Turnpike Exit 4... you gotta problem with that???!
   Politics as usual: PRESIDENT TRUMP meets with parents and students from last week's Florida high school shooting
   Gallup poll: 45-percent of Americans are satisfied with the position of the U.S. in the world.
   Business: Toys "R" Us reportedly plans to close another 200 stores.
   Watercooler: RYAN REYNOLDS tries, then buys a gin called Aviation. Bottoms up!
   Somewhat interesting: JOHNNY WEIR throws a temper tantrum.
   Hype: MEGHAN MARKLE wedding reception update.
   People: Christian evangelist BILLY GRAHAM, passed away Wednesday at 99.
   Today's sexual harassment update: THOMAS SCHUMACHER and DAVID GLASSER.
   Rumor of the Day: JENNIFER LAWRENCE has set her cute little baby blues on a new man.
   Broadway: "The Shape of Water" director GUILLERMO DEL TORO sued by a Broadway playwright.
   Fashion: JENNIFER LAWRENCE sez people shouldn't complain about her posing outside in a skimpy dress --in freezing weather.
   Crime: Cops in Pennsylvania responded to reports of a dinosaur on the loose.
   Stupidity: Probably not a good idea to have a fake gun as your phone case, especially at a school in Florida.
   In Court: Former "Teen Mom" star FARRAH ABRAHAM is suing the show.
   Shocking: WENDY WILLIAMS has been diagnosed with Graves' Disease.
   Television: "The Muppet Show" could be coming back to TV...on Disney's streaming channel.
   Hollywood: They're going to make a third movie in the "Jurassic World" series.
   Rappers on Parade: DUA LIPA and STORMZY took home two each at last night's Brit Awards.
   Music: Can you skate to AC/DC? IVETTE TOTH of Hungary sure did at the Olympics!
   Old School: SOFT CELL will do one final concert.
   Stupidity: Michigan guy sets off a smoke bomb to get rid of skunks; sets house on fire.
   Silly: Massachusetts officials criticized for spending thousands on a new bathroom.
   Olympics: The US now fourth in the medal count; US Women beat Canada in hockey for the gold.
   Hot list: Top-20 most popular fast food items.
   Rocket Science: The East Coast may have experienced the warmest February day ever yesterday.
   Health: The FluMist nasal flu vaccine will be making a comeback next year.
   Survey Sez: Among parents who own guns, only one in three store their guns safely.
   --Plus-- more of the trash you've come to expect!