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Headlines: Getting Up to Speed

Monday, April 23 ** Final Edition

Reporting this morning from just off New Jersey Turnpike Exit 4... you gotta problem with that???!
   Power politics: PRESIDENT TRUMP and First Lady MELANIA TRUMP are rolling out the red carpet for French President EMMANUEL MACRON and his wife this week.
   Election Central: The Senate Foreign Relations Committee votes today on current CIA director MIKE POMPEO to be the next secretary of State.
   Business: Four killed, four more wounded at a shooting at a Waffle House in Nashville, TN.
   Cool: DWAYNE "The Rock" JOHNSON gets invited to a prom; takes the senior class to his movie instead.
   People: "Mini Me" VERNE TROYER dead at 49.
   Royalty: QUEEN ELIZABETH II celebrates her 92nd birthday in style.
   Rumor of the Day: "Duck Dynasty" star SADIE ROBERTSON has found her next Mr. Right Now.
   Gossip: Observers worried PARIS JACKSON may be losing her grip on reality.
   Broadway: "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child" officially opened on Broadway last night.
   Fashion: KIM KARDASHIAN is launching a new lingerie and shapewear line.
   Crime: Florida cops use a dead man's finger to try and unlock his iPhone.
   Television: GEENA DAVIS will be returning to "Grey's Anatomy"...!
   Hollywood: "A Quiet Place" tops the weekend box office.
   Yikes: AVICII died Friday afternoon at 29!
   Music: BEYONCE repeats her performance from last Saturday at Coachella.
   Old School: The shoes MICHAEL JACKSON wore the first time he did the moonwalk in public are for sale.
   Extreme: Woman fined $500 for taking an apple off a Delta flight from France.
   Stupidity: New York tour bus driver accused of watching television while driving.
   Weirdness: Massachusetts preschool bans children from using the term "best friend."
   Rocket Science: Weed makes some people clean like crazy and scientists don’t know why.
   Health: More possible measles exposures on the East Coast.
   Survey Sez: Even if you're not obese, too much belly fat could harm your ticker.
   --Plus-- more of the trash you've come to expect!