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Headlines: Getting Up to Speed

Monday, June 18 ** Final Edition

Reporting this morning from just off New Jersey Turnpike Exit 4... you gotta problem with that???!
   Weather: Tropical Storm Carlotta forms near Acapulco.
   Politics as usual: Judge orders Ex-TRUMP campaign manager PAUL MANAFORT jailed before trial.
   Power politics: Plenty of reaction over the weekend to the controversial TRUMP policy of separating some migrant parents from their children.
   The War on Terror: Paris builds an Eiffel Tower terrorism fence.
   Business: Kellogg's recalls Honey Smacks cereal after being linked to a Salmonella outbreak.
   Watercooler: CHRIS HARDWICK's ex-girlfriend, CHLOE DYKSTRA, accuses him of abuse and derailing her career; see Business.
   Cool: McDonald's switching to paper straws in the UK and Ireland to stop plastic waste.
   Somewhat interesting: Another royal wedding in the works --between two gay Royals!!!
   People: MILEY CYRUS defends SELENA GOMEZ after designer STEFANO GABBANA calls her "ugly."
   Gossip: PETE DAVIDSON is seriously sprung on ARIANA GRANDE.
   Shocking: KIM KARDASHIAN for President? It could happen, according to Kim.
   Broadway: TOM HANKS can do anything ...even improvise SHAKESPEARE!
   Stupidity: Guy chugs his beer after being stopped by a cop. Yes, it was in Florida. See Crime.
   Reality TV: The JERRY SPRINGER Show is ending???!!!
   Television: Netflix has picked up a fourth season of "Lucifer."
   Hollywood: "Incredibles 2" sets a new record for animated films.
   Rappers on Parade: BEYONCE and JAY-Z dropped a new album on Saturday.
   Music: BLINK-182'S TRAVIS BARKER suffering from blood clots in his arms; BARRY MANILOW hospitalized with bronchial infection, forced to cancel shows.
   Old School: The JACKSON 5 are honored with keys to the city of Detroit.
   Extreme: German couple says their wedding vows hanging from a motorcycle on a tightrope.
   Weirdness: Czech president calls a press conference to set fire to a pair of underwear.
   Dumbass: African tourist on safari tries to pet a lion.
   Follow-up: What to do when a car blocks a fire hydrant and a building's on fire.
   Sports: BROOKS KOEPKA shoots a two-under-par 68 to win the U.S. Open.
   Rocket Science: The STEPHEN HAWKING memorial was held Friday at Westminster Abbey.
   Health: New research shows that ketamine can be effective for treating pain.
   Shocker: Flavorings used in e-cigarettes can harm blood vessel cells.
   --Plus-- more of the trash you've come to expect!